Friday, 22 October 2010

In my sights

My bus ride to work was the ideal time for me to ponder who and what I felt ranty about...so in order to remind myself I thought I'd just make a list of the people/things I will be targeting with a stream of vitriol in the near future:
  • Racists (punishable by death at the hands of a screaming multicultural mob)
  • Homophobes (ditto except this time the mob is multicultural and gay)
  • Rupert Murdoch (oh...where to start!)
  • Estate Agents (aka the laziest most useless tossers in the world)
  • Glenn Beck (He's a racist, a homophobe and a stupid thick twat all rolled into one, and he scares the shit out of me)
  • Aussie Liberals (who are about as liberal as Hitler and more racist than he ever was)
  • New Labour apologists (I'm looking at YOU Mandelson, Blair, Brown, Milliband, Campbell, etc etc)
  • Tony "MOTHERFUCKING" Blair (thank you for making the world a more dangerous place)
  • Australian TV (It's not really TV is it?  It's just ads, interrupted by smug newsreaders faces)
  • Celebrity So You Think You Can Cook On Ice Bullshit
  • Religion.  (Anyone who believes in a benevolent creator of the universe is completely and utterly batshit insane.  This isn't up for debate.)
  • The Tory Party (to quote Aneurin Bevan: "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin.") 
There will be more I'm sure, these are just first in line.

2 comments:

  1. You're funny Nick while just a tad scary! But, I have an odd respect for you because you get away with things that I would not let others away with like...blogging! Maeve x

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